Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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maddmadd 0
your still in school? I feel bad for you
Kickass89 0
did you learn?
meneedlove 0
Hey math teachers are always right, at least I think it like this since i left school. So you must be dumb.
thatsrugged 2
Isnt it a teachers job to care about their students education and future? You have to be etremely stupid to be given up on! Oh OP at least your teacher let you know the best job your qualified for? if anyone wants a laugh check out OP's future job at : peopleofwalmart.com
nerdsgetmehot 23
#68 Don't be so quick to judge. The teacher could just be blowing the whole situation out of proportion. My dad once freaked out and told me I was going to fail high school and end up working at Wendy's...All because I had a C+ in one class. I had at least a B or higher in all of my other classes...
RedPillSucks 33
This is certainly suppose to be the teachers job (and parents), unfortunately, some teachers are predisposed to being assholes and will be mean to students, whether they deserve it or not.
joshgoth98 0
Oh my god! **** your life! not really... anyway this is fake
allmidnighteyes 11
That's a bluff - you're not old enough to be a greeter at Wal*Mart
knightknight 0
so I should go to walmart to find cheap web artists?
EinSteinFYL 0
You don't have to be intelligent to be successful, OP. I'm not saying you're stupid, but if life hasn't given you an opportunity to do well in school, there is hope. It's all about being experienced in an area where you can excel. I'm sure there is something waiting for you out there you will love! Diligence is important - don't give up!
seahorses4eva 4
Shoulda asked why he was trying to teach you English, when you were clearly in math class. Maybe if he would teach the subject he's supposed to, you wouldn't suck at it so much. Pssh, and he thinks YOU'RE stupid.
Freeze_fml 17
It's highly possible that OP is a complete dumbass at math and the teacher is too irritated to care anymore.
seahorses4eva 4
Sarcasm. My comment was pretty much pure sarcasm.
thatsrugged 2
i have two responses to your comment #75 1) Did you prove your dad wrong and graduate high school and go to college? annnd 2) your pretty cute
nerdsgetmehot 23
#78 Well thanks! I did indeed prove my dad wrong. I graduated from high school and then went to college...So I'd say I'm doing pretty well, thanks. Living well is the best revenge, right? :P