Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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ethansuperfly 0
big deal
XxtaylahbabixX 0
gay
Flounder 2
Your principal needs to know about that. Being bad at math doesn't mean you won't succeed, it just means you're bad at math. I failed most of my math classes in high school and in college I consistently made Dean's List and wound up in an internship that 900 other people competed for. If your teacher is venting their own frustrations with their sad little lives on you, their bosses need to know about it.
XxDevilxXGt 26
uh the principal lol not really. my math teacher is great and disses students a lot it's pretty funny, you dont know that its 'frustration' mine disses the dumb kids in our class when they say something dumb and no one cares :)
EvilDave 13
@22 If you consistently failed math, how did you end up on the Dean's List? What was your internship doing, by the way?
imright24 0
Sorry, but if your math is THAT bad, he's probably right.
justsayfuck 5
Did you succeed?
Emrysa 1
If you are not in college, the appropriate response is: Ok, we'll be in the same income bracket.
FknJames 0
haha 28 is the best. that will get under there skin really quick
Melissa92_fml 13
hahaha nicee #28
supergirl69_fml 0
sooo true 28.
EvilDave 13
Unfortunately, no. Most people who work at Walmart make less than $15.00 per hour, many don't work full time, and don't have benefits. Most teachers make more than $25.00/hr, work full time, get good benefits, and it is almost impossible to fire a teacher who has tenure.
kkbanks 0
i would be like "welcome to you don't tell me what to do-even if it's the truth mart."
Smyth 3
hope you aren't applying for cashier.
jtag017 0
hahahhahahahahaha
MTSTClutchMan 0
OP - Stop slacking and push it in gear or you ain't goin anywhere man. Maths is a critical shit not a joke.