Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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shorty6823 28
Your teacher sounds a bit off.
FrankHotpants 31
I don't know about Canada but I know here that could very well cost you your job.
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Comments (103)
Jharrist89 12
Shit, the teacher's lucky they don't teach here in the US of mother ******* A!
kingbrizo 24
so now theyre punishing kids who eat healthy?? wasnt that what they wanted all along? btw OP, id get up and walk out. ive done that many times, but im not sure how strict things are there. my teacher never even notices half the class has got up and walked out.
buckdharma 38
If Johnny has an apple, but then the teacher slaps the apple into op's face then how many I agree, your life sucks will op get on FML? How many you deserved it?
LyraAlluse 25
"And now class, I will demonstrate what happens when you slap an apple out of a bad student's hand and it lands in another student's face. As you can see, the apple eventually has to fall somewhere downward of the initial blow. This is how gravity works!"
uhohhcece 4
All that rage over an apple lol.
simoncat 11
Apple assault applied a la asshole. Report him. Slapping a student is very, very against the rules, no matter what their age.
nemisis11 12
He was just jealous that the apple wasn't for him.
Mostafa_Gabriel 0
i laughed too :D
Cristian89 29
You should of picked up the apple and thrown it back at your teachers face for laughing
pwnman 33
Teachers are meant to keep their students in safety, as well as teach them. Your teacher is failing to do his job. Instead of being a good teacher, he did the opposite. OP, usually students are afraid to tell principals or teachers of whatever the problem is, but you refraining to do that act will make you gain no profit. However, you will gain profit if you tell your principal or another teacher telling that your teacher did this, your teacher will get in trouble. Instead of asking you are okay, he laughed, which is unacceptable. Please take action, QUICK!