Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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shorty6823 28
Your teacher sounds a bit off.
FrankHotpants 31
I don't know about Canada but I know here that could very well cost you your job.
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Comments (103)
avapaige1234 19
Well at least you brought his good mood back. I just hope he forgot that he's supposed to send your other classmate to detention.
xRezSynn 15
Get him fired and see he'd still be laughing.
Omniprism 15
Get that teacher fired. He absolutely has no right to do any of that.
Muffin_boo 12
When I was in elementary, things happened similarly to this. My teachers never got away with shit though because my mom joined the VIPS program. Then again.. I never got away with shit either. >__>
Crashed1 5
Don't be abused report it to the principal
northbaldwinbabe 18
I hope your teacher got fired. Sorry you got hurt!!!
LadySadness 13
That's bullying. Looks like someone needs to tell the principal.