Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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Top comments
shorty6823 28
Your teacher sounds a bit off.
FrankHotpants 31
I don't know about Canada but I know here that could very well cost you your job.
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Comments (103)
limitedition 25
I bet the principal wouldn't be laughing. Report the abusive asshat
ShawnBushOG 9
You might want to tell a higher authority about that.
Eorlas 31
Preferably the Board of Education.
rg350dx 29
21, The Justice League*
JessicaZado 11
I bet he wouldn't be laughing if he got fired
deathy94 14
Someone has some anger management issues.
euphoricness 28
You should of picked the apple up and started eating it, that way it gets both the owner and the teacher mad!
perdix 31
"How do you like them apples?" *crowd laughs uproariously* THE END
golden_warrior 23
He is obviously mad that your classmate didn't bring him an apple. Everyone knows they apple's are teachers favourite fruit.
kumonsucks 7
Dont be a pussy and take no crap **** his ***** up
golden_warrior 23
Yes, it is wise to beat your teacher up.
kumonsucks 7
Now who the **** said that? You go up stright in his face n tell him whats up. Dont take no crap if they wrong fool
interesting33 37
I agree with #65 - don't stand for it. But to clarify: go through the system - don't beat up the teacher (though I don't think that was what #65 was saying.
JessicaZado 11
Because It's sensible to beat your teacher up, right?
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
It might just be a spur of the moment laugh that people accidentally do. If he laughs at you usually, talk to him after a class. If he is a douche, go to the headteacher.
worldclassrager 41
Better than something that would have caused a huge mess but most teachers don't care I just always had to ask...