Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Creepy
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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_Noon_ 0
OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(
itscarrie 0
ouch! that's pretty insensitive.
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thebamf 0
Hahaha. What a bitch. FYL!
ashweybee93 0
Wow that's horrible =/ I'm sorry!!
giant__robot 0
Tomorrow you can ask for a demonstration of centimeters, and he can use his wanker as an example.
SiLvEr_070 5
ROFL nice =]
Powahouse 0
#19's got the idea. Couldn't you get him fired for something like that? Probably.
asafetybuzz 0
it's extremely hard to get a teacher fired. i doubt the teacher will be fired over something this small.
jazzmancarron 11
that was a total ******** move, i woulda punched his lights out for it, itd be well worth the suspension.
Oz_Alice 0
Ahaha... must have been very humiliating. Lol...
fallingstarsxox 8
How is it sexual harassment?
enlitenbank 0
Sue for abuse. An event fairly similar like this occured where I grew up, teacher had to cough up cirka 5k us dollar or something. Went under, like abuse/pain and suffering/mental abuse dunno how to translate it. Point being, if it worked here, it GOT to work in the law suit paradise USA :3
Mx_Rider 6
hahaa dam op dont worry bud ull get better wth am i saying dam son fyl :(
Witchcraft_fml 5
I want to play "Connect the Dots" with your acne.
Mr_Eated 0
I call bullshit. I seriously doubt any teacher is that stupid to do something so cruel. If it were true, I'd say complain to the administration, and then to the school board if no action is taken. If it's true, it's totally unprofessional and out of line. But as I said, this smells like bullshit.
_Naboo_ 0
I've heard stories about a lot of teachers who humiliate their students. In middle school, one of mine actually did to this overweight kid. She said he was a disgrace to the whole school.
singachic87 0
You're lucky you went to such a wonderful and supportive school....I'm a teacher, and am taken aback on a daily basis at some of the remarks made by my colleagues about the students.
Mr_Eated 0
I actually was a teacher for several years. I've never seen anybody humiliate a student like that. In my old district, that would have caused an incident. Then again, I've consulted to NYC schools, and you're right, I've heard of some things teachers say that makes me want to slap them.