Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8
I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
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TyT63 12
atleast that's the only pussy he asked for
EverestMelting 23
He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.
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EverestMelting 23
He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.
perdix 31
#1, or to her butt.
Ambient25 25
or to her open minded friend
Sports_guy3 28
And you're deathly allergic to cats, right?
Papa_Sanchez 8
which head?
Kamon97 23
What's wrong with a cat? ;D
TyT63 12
atleast that's the only pussy he asked for
buckeyed 20
I'd rather wake up to that than a surprise allgeric reaction.
ElricMustang 23
Where does it say OP is allergic to cats?
Matt_Hazard 16
@85 But I love cats. They're like, the nicest pets you could own.
DoomSkuller 28
I believe #36 was speaking theoretically, not referring to OP's situation specifically
Welshite 40
No need for a Magic 8 Ball when he has you.
ManInTheMachine 20
In which case, she can condition herself to use answers like: "My sources say no." "Don't count on it." "Cannot predict now." "My reply is no." "Outlook not so good."
nanxi 30
Or save herself the time and effort with a simple "Ask again later".
ManInTheMachine 20
But that would just lead to constant nagging, 16. I think an immediate shutdown would be more appropriate than entertaining his behaviour by putting off an answer and giving false hope, don't you? :)
False_Stupidity 42
If she conditions herself to always negative response though, then her hubby can just rephrase his questions so that a negative is the result he wants.
JMichael 26
Time for you to learn to say no in your sleep.
timss4 19
Then he just changes the question to fit te answer "Would you mind if we got another cat?" Is a good example lol
TrueTriage 16
In an effort to clean up the FML comments please place all "pussy" joke here Thank you.
jazzy_123 20
gay
Rainhawk94 27
Fail
whyisitme12 19
Just a lil to late bro
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
This is kinda funny. If it had worked well then that would have been even better XD
mrtonyanderson 20
Shut up.
KillSwitch96 18
Jeez #56, you're the angriest stoner I think I've ever seen!
fooltemptress 36
That's not the sort of pussy I'd expect him to ask for from you.
pwnman 33
I can take it off of your hands, if you want.
olpally 33
Of all the things he could ask for, he asks for a cat?? What an idiot. Ask for a tv or something!
Ambient25 25
TV wasn't the first thing that popped in my mind....giggity
Nekogami 14
Eh. I'd take a cat over a TV. Then again , I already have plenty of both.
onlychildFTW 34
I would have asked for back door admittance, but that's just me. Haha.
SarahFuckingMae 8
#62 that's not rapey at all.
dreadbeat69 12
If she ain't giving up the butt already, you aren't treating her right!
timss4 19
Why would it be? Men like waking up to head, if she loves him she should be happy to wake up to sexual favors from him too
foxy_grampa 19
If I were in his shoes I would have gotten a dog, not a cat
timss4 19
Dogs are far more worthy of te power given to this man lol just sayin
xnyletak 17
I'm with you #9. Dogs > cats any day.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Oh geez. Let's not even start this. Dogs and cats are great in their OWN ways. Neither is better, that's all subjective... I think it's funny when people act like one is infinitely better. Just because dogs or cats are YOUR favorite doesn't mean they have to be everyone's. xD
dreadbeat69 12
Ugh, cats... if you want to shelter and feed something that hates you, conceive a child and wait 13 years.
Karcasm 7
If you have a cat that hates you, you aren't doing it right. I have five and they all looooove me. :)
Wakachulak 22
Reticulated pythons beat both dogs and cats. Because they eat them.
KillSwitch96 18
Only if they have a space in which they are not confined and can actually grow that big though #104. Most people don't have the space to make a python grow that big plus, a Reticulated Python isn't exactly a pet haha. They are the longest species of python in the entire world if I remember correctly.
vipirius 18
I've seen enough **** to know where this is going... wait, what?
Sports_guy3 28
**** addict?
BlueFlatts 20
I've never seen **** start this way with one member asleep and involving a cat. Interesting stuff you must watch.