Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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zyzy92 8
Note to self: Don't ever take his advice.....
marinus_fml 20
At least he/she wasn't having an affair with your husband/wife
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Comments (106)
mongella 0
ASK GOR A DISCOUNT
CandidB 4
Isn't really f the counselors life think about it his counselor might say marriage is a bad thing and it's a big mistake and make his wife think it is too and divorce him so he's ****** either way if he tells his wife let's not go to the counselor then she'll ask why and he can't lie for the rest of his life she'll eventually find out.
NaranjaLime 1
Maybe you two have different situations?
dkhehra88 5
Oh The Irony!!!
hurrican_fml 0
At least it wasnt you!
Rxoxdx 0
Ha irony works in mysterious ways
make_me_smile 4
so WTF this isn't your problem, is it? I didn't think so
tdawg4200 0
Fhislife you selfish twat.
MellyLuck1484 7
get a new one, problem solved.
doglover100 29
Get a new one.