Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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Miguemex95 4
Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.
bitchpleasemike 7
didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL
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Comments (89)
bitter3ulogy 0
Didnt they see he is drunk?
TPSerigne 9
He should probably get lost forever next time.
Colonel_Lexi 18
What a bastard, next time you see him put laxatives in his alchohol.
mama2b3 20
Next time??
jpallan 3
Wait, the police believed him? How are you posting an FML from jail?
GoW_Chick 15
I feel your pain I didn't know my father until I was 14, and went to live with him for awhile to get to know him better, it consisted of him being permanently drunk, telling me how awful my mom is, and getting beer bottles and his fists thrown at me, worst part is no one believed me, because he was such a "great" guy, I haven't been in contact with him since. Sorry to get a little serious FMLers, but I felt I had to share, abuse is never okay, or a joking matter.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Completely agree with you, GoW. Dealt with abusive drunks before, and I see so little humour in your related past with your father. Home is supposed to be the place you feel loved and safe at, not afraid and alone. :( I get the impression that OP might be an independent adult, someone who can legally choose not to be involved with his father. Hoping that anyways. And I'm not really religious, but I believe there must be a special place in Hell for child abusers, especially the sexual abusers. I can think of no worse act. :( Sorry for taking serious to a whole new level. :( My rant's over.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, even a bad example serves as a teaching tool. Hopefully, you learned from that and severed any remaining ties you had to him.
YamahaGuy777 0
Hopefully cops use FML!!!
TheFaLLenNight 4
Wow dude! So sorry, his not Worth your time and your heart :(
EduJav321 24
How did he find you?
Njv1221 4
ur dads ****** up.... worse ive ever dealt with was my mom putting holes in walls. and tellin people i did it... my moms also an extreme alcoholic but noones ever believed her... if it helps. just stop using fml to complain about ur problems and handle them as you deem fit.