Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying, "Yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them." FML
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Top comments
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Don't mind them. Getting laid should never be a competition.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I really hope the 13 year old is kidding. I doubt you're equipped to deal with the possible consequences of sex at that age.
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Comments (224)
hotshot0185 15
It'd be worse if it was the other way around, they were girls and you were a guy
cupcakechick 17
how is that worse?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Double standards much? Lol
horsesaboveppl 9
Sexist much?
xXNerrrdXx 16
Don't let them bother you, Its a personal choice and still way better than all these 15years old parents nowadays :/
KawaiiCupcake 14
How does a dad let a 13 year old have sex! He know about but says nothing >.
SuperDanielNL 23
Never led yourself be influenced by others into doing stuff you'll regret. That kinda pressure leads to regret. Besides, 13? Hope he's lying.
VampireBiter 7
I feel your pain, but it's time for the two of us to go get laid.
sabrinaacrow 26
Having sex at the age of 13 is disgusting
drizzy11 18
I agree it's wrong.. But how disgusting? I'm curious.
rattusrattus 19
Tell your Dad that he's a virgin. Then let the fireworks fly.
MorganBrown 8
Don't pay them any attention. Your virginity should be saved for that special person you want to marry. (: plus, your brothers losing their virginity THAT YOUNG shows that they don't even care and they're one of those jerks that 'hit-and-quit'. That's never a way to go. Find your special someone and make love-making your best time ever.
wolfgold2 20
love your profile pic hu4l
SS99_fml 20
There's no harm in that! :) I believe you should save your virginity until someone really special comes along and you want to share something with them that you can't share anything else with :) don't feel bad OP
Raykyogrou03 12
What kind of kid has sex at 13? And with what, a strap-on?
Ameel_fml 19
I can't help but think that any sex a 13 year old had wouldn't be worth bragging about anyway.
Ultimate_No 7
If they were really getting any they wouldn't be bragging.