Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying, "Yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them." FML
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paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Don't mind them. Getting laid should never be a competition.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I really hope the 13 year old is kidding. I doubt you're equipped to deal with the possible consequences of sex at that age.
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Comments (224)
UO88 10
It's ok OP. There are still decent people out there. I am a 24 yr old guy that's still a virgin. I am waiting till I am married and I don't care what people think. I for sure will know any children I make and I will know for sure I won't get an STD, unless my wife cheats, but I would hope I would pick someone that wouldn't. Also I know of people who wished they waited and I don't know anyone that wishes they didn't wait.
muffinkitty 15
The world needs more guys like you :)
marinewife519 12
I don't know what's worse your brothers being that young or your dad encouraging it. Waiting to find the right one in the end is Its the best, you will have more respect for your self and for your body.
Ziggy122 15
13?! Have his balls even dropped yet?
skyeyez9 25
My best friend's ex husband told us he first had sex at age 8 or 9. Boys are physically capable of sex if they get an erection. The guy told us all the same sensations are there, he had an ******, except nothing came out.....and the girl he had sex with was his cousin! Ewww we teased him about that for months on end. So technically, "balls dont have to drop to have sex." Although its damn creepy to even think of an 8yr old doing the deed.
maximus_prime 24
70, does your best friends ex drink moonshine and play the banjo? Gotta love those mountain folk.
skyeyez9 25
I do know the guy is from Oklahoma.
Ziggy122 15
Eight, huh? Wow, that is creepy. Wonder how old the girl was or if she knew what he was doing...
maximus_prime 24
#89 so he was from Oklahoma, guess he had sex "Sooner" than he should have.
ozpunker 20
At least you can't be a teenage mother/father.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I kinda feel sorry for you and your siblings to have a dad who is happy his 13 year old already had sex. Anyway, don't mind them. There is no rush and people who brag about having sex are usually either lying or bad lays. Someone who has a healthy and active sex life won't need to boast about it and rub it in other people's face.
Ypetrol 11
Nothing is wrong for being a virgin
Dave_Davington 34
I think the real question here is who in their right mind would have sex with a 13 year old?
EvilUndead 9
Another 13 years old, for example. Also, some women are into MUCH younger guys, and could "seduce" the guy (although I'm pretty sure a 13years old idiot would gladly jump onto such opportunity).
missalice0306 19
13 year old girls unfortunately :(
chuka81 27
As far as you don't end up a 40 year old virgin, you'd be alright.
trippymane 6
"Don't hate the players, hate the game." lol
EvilUndead 9
Tell your brothers they're gonna be shotgun-wed.