Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying, "Yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them." FML
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paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Don't mind them. Getting laid should never be a competition.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I really hope the 13 year old is kidding. I doubt you're equipped to deal with the possible consequences of sex at that age.
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Comments (224)
oxygenius 14
Time to lower your standards...or pray that others will lower theirs.
Yeliab333 20
There's nothing wrong with waiting for the right person and losing your virginity to someone you love and not just someone easy...
deadhead419 15
Lolol that sucks. But it's not bad for a girl to be a virgin at 22
Nikkiisblonde 3
Sex at 13? Wonderful! Tell your dad He did a "good" job at parenting! Sex isn't a competition! It's expressing how much you love someone!
Ethrockerdude 6
That's so wrong on so many levels. Don't fret though. When you finally do, make sure it's social. It makes it all the better.
Zebediabolical 45
If you're a virgin because you want to be a virgin, that's cool. Just don't stay a virgin because other people tell you it's the right thing to do. Do it because YOU think it's the right thing to do.
worldclassrager 41
Being a virgin is a good thing...until the time is right...
allplayedout 20
How/why are your brothers as dad even aware of your virginal status? Doesn't seem like it's in any way their business or something they would know.
allplayedout 20
*and not as
0_FYL_0 17
Can I just say, in England (and plenty of other places, I'm sure) it's illegal to have sex before you're 16. Just saying.
thebiglloydtree 12
some pro parenting right there...