Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.
Signposthead 0
Shoulda tried in on himself
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Comments (136)
MaryPoppins88 14
I saw an episode of 1000 was to die where a guy injected that stuff in his veins so they would glow, that didn't turn out so well for him lol
ImafukNskittleYO 4
Ha, kids. They do and say the darndest things. Sorry your eyes had to pay the price. FYL
obeykaitlyn 25
that happened to me before. just use a lot of eye drops and rinse your eyes out frequently
pokerface71 14
Aren't glow sticks filled with glass?
shakile78 7
Get some soap,lime,ect and get it in his eyes
headofmedusa 15
I really hate kids
LizReszke 11
Did you let him put it in your eyes? How does that even happen without you knowing?
niome_fml 9
why would ppl press the u deserve it button for this....
da_best_eva 9
Why did you let him put glow stick juice in your eyes in the first place
omzz15 23
You are lucky he did not get glass in them