Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.
Signposthead 0
Shoulda tried in on himself
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Comments (136)
ako487 0
i hate that i know how that feels. :( my sympathies.
pinanat 0
OH GOD, I know how you feel. I got glowstick stuff in my eye when I was younger and went to the emergency room. My eye felt like it was burning. But the doctor put something in my eye that made the pain go away instantly, I wonder why they couldn't do that for you?
summer66_fml 0
question: how was he able to get it in your eyes in the first place??? i doubt u would have let him so did he like throw them in ur eyes or something. thats ok tho....i was chewing on a glowstick and acccidentally swallowed that liquid when i was 7......good thing they make those nontoxic for stupid kids like me.......
deaditegirl 0
And you let him near your eye with a broken glow stick why? YDI.
ts_london 0
did u just stand there and let him spill it in ur eye??????? anyway FYL
zefram 0
man FYL....so like.....do ur eyes glow in the dark or soemthing? like those horror movies? and did u see bright colours when u closed ur eyes? lol
cactus_fml 0
His brother could have done it while he was sleeping. Went up to him, pulled up his eyelid and dumped it in. Or just walked up and threw it in his face. Most people don't expect that to happen to them. T_T But anyways, this is the funniest thing ever. Ahahahahaha FYL.
Ribb0ns 0
yep, it sucks. I was at a dance and a friends of mine cracked open a glow stick. the force of cracking it open made the chemical fly everywhere. It flew into my eye and I could see blue glowing on the inside of my eyelid. D: lol
ximonsomethingxx 0
i did that to myself on accident at the fair one year
cr1sis 0
how did he even get it into your eyes? and haha ive gotteb glowstick in my eyes before but only drops.......it looks badass though cause your eyes glow lol