Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.
Signposthead 0
Shoulda tried in on himself
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Comments (136)
bball32 0
why would you let your brother put it in your eye? YDI
Vasir 2
Well, your not the brightest glowstick in the dark, are you?
werewolf_13 0
omfg, roflmfao! :D
utubdude3 0
ikr lol
sydsayslol 0
when i was little i broke one and it exploded in my eyes and when you turned the lights on my eyes glowed, my mom just rinsed my eyes out and i was fine. but it did burn and that sucks for you
consuelo811 0
haha that sooo weird cuz just last night i got glowstick in my eyes too!!! and i had to go to the hospital and it was cuz of my little sister!!! only the burning stopped after a while... and the doctor just tested for some scratches on my eyes... but thats soo weird how that happened to you too....
korpik_fml 0
maybe his little brother put it in his eyes while he was sleeping. FYL.
alijacket 0
I used to intern in a kindergarten class and this one girl kept eating those things. The teacher was beyond angry because, apparently, they're toxic. Oh what fun that was.
swooshq 0
So uh...how did you type this? Well, still that sucks but how did he get in your eye..weren't you ermm watching
_FACKMYLIFE_ 0
he said it burned not made him blind
ashhh42 0
you have to post "today" or they wont allow the fml to be posted. this could have been years ago for all we know. idiot.
ashhh42 0
you have to post "today" or they wont allow the fml to be posted. this could have been years ago for all we know. idiot.
emer_helena 0
Disagree with the YDI people. His brother could have jumped onto his back when he wasnt looking and made it go in his eyes
crap09 0
How in the world did the OP deserve it? His brother probably did it while he was sleeping, and then woke up.
stringking21 0
This is fake ive done this n it hurt 4 like 1 minute
seb12992 0
#37, you're a ******* moron if you were actually dumb enough to dump glow stick dust in your eye.
ohhdamn 0
That's most definantly not something to put out there D=
caits13 0
Ha. Idiot.