Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
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Top comments
Ali_Br_fml 33
don't you just hate little brothers???
daBeast155 0
you've got the bruise to prove it
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Comments (176)
WCARlover 35
I swear God created siblings to test patience...
Mythekos 0
Uhm, no. Parents having sex again is what makes siblings.
tona01 16
i swear god created you to be a troll or a tard
tona01 16
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sirdolittle 0
And you: a loser !
ishida1235 0
That might be true if god existed in the first place
getviolated 5
80 oh AND 81- God created your parents to become crack addicts directly before your conception. also, I feel like a troll is a compliment
Ekajtfarchsa 0
ugh my brother does that all sort of thing all the time, not sure why but everything he says is the truth to my mom
seracy13 0
wow I'm lucky... my mom just beat everyones ass lol
Mizz_Sp0iled 6
Your comment :OP ur just madd because ur lil bro thought of it before you did
malachy32 1
dude that's sort of a douche thing to do
RubmyMuffin 0
My little brother just starts hitting himself in the chest and yells "Brothers(what he calls me) hitting me!" I get in trouble everytime so now I just start hitting him.
Neorecon19 18
or you could do what I did when I was younger and kick the damn brat square in the face
sgoble32 0
woop his butt for that.
choose8 0
That would so be my brother xS
zom_fml 10
Hey, as a little kid I once stole my older sister's pen, drew all over my leg with it, then went crying to my dad that she'd done it so she got yelled at. Younger siblings are dicks.
Jamialia 5
**** it, I'd still kick his ass.
dtm3 3
I would ask for 5 minutes to make that little bastard not a liar.
Squirrelx 5
Sounds like something my little cousin would do.