Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor had said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
This is where you call HR.
I_see_your_anger 10
How dare you get a promotion you worked for.
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Comments (55)
catanita 18
This post is both ''I agree your life suck'' as well ''You deserve it''. You should have reported him to your superiors rather than firing him on the spot.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Is your name Geno Smith by any chance?
Dexter83_fml 17
You can claim unfair dismissal
Dexter83_fml 17
And "abusing power" is not gross misconduct at the very worst a warning please update us OP
Alorithan 16
I feel like there's more to the story here.
ImZakki 15
I bet if you didn't fire him, you would've been fired for not doing your job
clawstrophobic 15
At least you don't have to work with that asshat anymore
worldclassrager 41
Appel that...you had the right to do so and that seems like it should have been done
wonandonly 11
Are you Geno Smith and is your coworker the guys that punched Geno Smith?
bad_boyfriend 10
two word: Hostile Workplace