Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor had said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
This is where you call HR.
I_see_your_anger 10
How dare you get a promotion you worked for.
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Comments (55)
Witchylady 18
So sorry. Fight for your rights. Hope your jaw is ok.
tamesenicole 27
I would love a follow up op
sassy2085 16
That escalated quickly.
mrswombat 16
Wrongful termination for 20, please.
citrusglass 22
The only one doing any abusing is your coworker. Damnnn.
radiocaf 29
Employment tribunal.
tlnorman 18
The moron assaulted you he should be fired. Call HR.
Ace4Of4Spades4 11
You should take who fired you to court for abusing their power, you had a perfectly legit reason to fire him.
boats75 4
HR lawsuit and charge the other guy with assault
cylus13 9
Smells like a law suit to me