Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
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Comments (79)
over_getting_old 16
I've done this tbh
PrinPrinLife 16
sounds like me
jenna_7399 0
Sounds like me
Wakerori 4
Omg that so sounds like me
lbanks_fml 10
There's long FML stories?? What 25 words?? Might as well be War and Peace!!
dustbunny7 8
If this is really a FML for you I'd say your life right now really isn't that bad at all. Just stop being lazy. Then you won't have to post a FML about being lazy. YDI because you can stop being lazy but you choose not to. I really don't get this at all. SMDH.
pawelthink 14
Go on twitter, it's only 140 letters at a time.
zinty 11
I do the same!
WolfyGrace 24
I do the same thing! ..Except with comments. I read all the FML stories. If a comment is really long, I usually just not bother (except for #20's. His was an exception xD). With the FML's, I be sure to read and vote on every single one, no matter what the length.
RhineBl 17
Sorry. Too long, so I skipped this one.