Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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sea_cucumber_11 11
I guess that wasn't a Perry enjoyable night
mpsteve137 15
Sounds like their wives may of been the ones who wanted a night away from them.
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Comments (97)
Foto_1 12
I think we need a "neutral" option. It's just some songs. Not really an fml or a ydi.
websraaa 6
Hahaha must've sucked listening to that the whole journey
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Don't hate, they just wanted to own the night........... Like the fourth of july.
Soviet_American 29
It was their own 'Teenage Dream'
TheSwegMaster69 11
They were just trying to stay "Wide Awake".
incoherentrmblr 22
I would've expected them listen to Journey, but Katy Perry. Idk if this is the scene where Harold & Kumar steal those assholes' truck and find the music they listen to...
sea_cucumber_11 11
I guess that wasn't a Perry enjoyable night
nkb94 18
Ba dum tss
NeoCarmik 9
Your gonna hear him roar
xivoricbutterfly 25
They were just living the teenage dream.
mpsteve137 15
Sounds like their wives may of been the ones who wanted a night away from them.
marcus3695 3
sounds about right
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I hate to be THAT guy but... May have***
mpsteve137 15
I may have been in a rush.
fancy_98 19
#72 **might have, sorry.
mpsteve137 15
May have works too. I googled it.
kwalish_fml 7
#79 oh if you googled it then ... it may not be wrong --'
olpally 33
Katy perry is good, but damn, I'd rather listen to sports in that situation! Lol xD
disturbedrox11 17
you've obviously never heard Katy Perry singing live. she cannot sing.
Welshite 40
You should have gone with it and been One of the Boys.
WhatsMyNameTho 11
Anything is better than listening to a Michigan game! You should probably thank them. lol
Soloman212 28
Oh damn shots fired.
PeartOfNeils 18
I-O!
schhichick 14
Like the cow?
BlueShade 17
I like Michigan, don't get me wrong, but I agree with you entirely. Lol.
ohSNAPyall 27
N-D?
harrison99 4
UM faithful here to validate this. Done watching them this year!
supertacowaffle 41
Party hard :')
Joshwarrior 39
It's your job man deal with it. hell better that than them throwing up all over. Read the last sentence of my profile.
Spoon4456 6
Fireworks