Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
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Comments (79)
sarah5745 41
So you decide to write an FML. That makes sense...
feven 32
How come this FML got published? I swear mine are great and they never do.
Michael_Scratch 8
It seems that the laziness is still amongst you
JuzReading 23
tl;dr
foxwasalamb 24
on an unrelated note, op is from Azerbaijan. when i took a test in world history on the countries, i remembered that ones name by saying "ass invasion"
HairIsEverything 15
I know this is also unrelated, but you should change your description on your profile. Instead of "**** you I won't do what you tell me" you should put "to" at the end. Then it would rhyme and make everyone happy. Unless it would only make me happy.. either way it needs to happen.
HairIsEverything 15
Shit, I forgot you don't do what people tell you to do. God dammit guess I'm out of luck
foxwasalamb 24
rage against the machine ring a bell?
leafeon523 20
Even your name is short...
TerraShadow 18
You might be just a tiny bit lazy, but everyone does that sometimes.
rdenkewicz 11
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." -Family Guy
shessohighh 10
TLDR
ShadowlessSpear 21
Get off this app now!