Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
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Comments (79)
TonyDobiii 5
You were also lazy enough to type out 3 lines
PainOfDemise 11
Really? This got published?
DewTutorials 6
Fmlception?
GEFStryker 29
No worries, I've stopped reading all together and just press the buttons.... err.... disregard this, if you would be so kind.
Jay224 0
You are really F'd if you can't even read a paragraph. Get up and go for a walk with the guy with the busted face and stop reading this stuff!
ShitHappen_fml 15
I always do that
gshpigboy 13
Haha! Best FML ever!
hannna_o 2
I usually click the "I agree, you're life sucks" button as if it's a like button
cole7895 14
Lmao that's so me!
kitttkattt 10
I do the same :/