Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
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dianeface 0
Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.
This_Guy 0
Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.
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Comments (261)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
I mean, that's pretty immature. YDI. But I'm sure most of the high school kids wouldn't mind.
BryonyRogers 0
Mr, janitor dude, YOU ROCK!!!!! I don't see the point ripping you for being a janitor. what's the point? They're probably hobos who scavenge for marijuana. Hypocrites. Still, great FML!
BrandNewKadillak 0
Guys, I don't know how this janitor and girl with Sharpie equals "so many people drawing penises". And I can't help but wonder what the big deal is if you drew it with a hose... won't it evaoprate by tomorrow?
sirfuzzitoes 0
wow, this is surprisingly similar to the young man who cut a penis into his lawn with a lawnmower just before his grandmother came over for a big party. i sincerely doubt that, if you aren't interested it being fired, you wouldn't actually do this.
muchhate 0
Sir, I congratulate you.
sfsdfsf 0
there is someway that you could have been able to cover it up. but you totally deserve whatever punishment you get from the school.
Telcontar14 0
as I high school senior, I can tell you, most of the kids will find this hilarious. Unfortunately, they aren't the ones who decide whether or not you keep your job ;) FYL
vampirate 0
READ BEFORE YOU POST I just thought I'd clear something up on here, because for some reason this FML seems to be confusing quite a few people. A power-washer is a ridiculously powerful hose that blasts the dirt off of whatever you're washing. So, the contrast between the clean concrete (the outline of the penis) and the dirty concrete are what makes the lines very visible, and permanent. He can't erase it without using a power-washer to clean the rest of the concrete, thus eliminating the contrast. TAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA
germanhomie3123 0
hahahahahahah ? but i think that sometimes power washers kinda engrave into concrete dont they?
YouGotPwnd 0
+1