Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
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dianeface 0
Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.
This_Guy 0
Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.
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Comments (261)
SceneKidChaos 0
Hell yeah man! xD Srsly people STOP BASHING THE JANITOR xD I wish my highschool had janitors this cool and anyways all you bashing him are either losers working at mcdonalds or those high up CEOs that are ruining the country anyways >> so you all can stfu. Hope you dont get fired for it dude! You prolly wont, you can pass it off as something the kids did. and btw people the powerwasher prolly just WASHED the area in a shape of the penis, meaning it cant dry away lol
Cilletron 0
...I really dont understand why this would be so terrible. I have to power-wash where I work all the time. I dont know what you use, but we use disinfectant and water- both of which are invisible when they evaporate. Do you spray spray paint down or something? If not, I dont get it.
mxf06 0
...and the power washer is the ONLY way to fix it?
mxf06 0
what a coincidence that the power washer broke RIGHT AFTER you drew the giant dick... what an original FML
plexico 4
Last task of the day? More like last task of your career as a high-school janitor! And don't BS us -- after you finished with the giant penis, you were probably going to add the balls and some pubes.
wrestler17 0
Naw dude don't blame it on someone else that's such a middle school janitor thing to do hahaha, that would be immature... That sucks man/girl and that was pretty hilarious, I hope you can keep your job, but you kind of deserve it because that was kind of immature and stupid, if it was on a regular day then whatever but before graduation wasn't too wise... The kids will probably just laugh it off and take it as a joke depending on how important the feel that the graduation ceremony is
gratedjuice 0
while your job is fml worthy you are probably the coolest janitor ever
xinfin1a 0
YDI
lovell_says_hey 0
the kids will love it. everyone else will think it's a senior prank. it's all good.
Static_fml 0
Agree with #1 and #5