Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
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dianeface 0
Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.
This_Guy 0
Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.
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ladywaldo 0
How cute!! Who doesn't love a good penis drawing!! Seriously! The only people who might have a fit are the lady teachers who wish they were getting Dick like that and the principal with a complex and a tiny dick!
silvermoonstar3 3
Don't you know that drawing penises makes things break? Lawnmowers shut down, markers magically switch to sharpie. They want people to see your stupid mistake. YDI, though I don't believe you. I think you're just imitating the other posts.
UhSureWhyNot 0
If you power-hosed it onto a concrete area, wouldn't it just evaporate by tomorrow? And if not, I'm pretty sure the principal would believe you if you said some seniors did it or something. YDI
poolshark 0
I can't believe how many people are putting this person down for being a janitor. If you wouldn't want to do the job, you should appreciate the people that do it for you. Also, anyone who has a job right now is just lucky to be employed. On that note, all I can think of is this Scrubs quote (yes, I googled it): J.D.: How's it going? Janitor: I'm 37 years old, and I'm a janitor; how do you think it's going? J.D.: Now, there is nothing wrong with being a janitor. Janitor: Really? Thank you. You...you've turned my life around. I'm gonna have to go tell my janitor wife and all our janitor kids that life is worth living; and that comes straight from our hero, Dr. Whoozitz.... Dr. Nothin'. No, seriously, come on. You can come over to my humble house and point out things that are cheap.
xHaniffax 0
Why do so many people draw penises on everything? There's an FML before when this girl draws a penis on a board with a permanent marker... by drawing penises, its like you're just asking for trouble.
superkid 0
i like your style sir ;)
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI it but it's still funny
Londonlover55 0
What a loser your a high school janitor and a perverted one obviously. LOL. =)
davidomke 0
pics or didn't happen maybe it did, but we want to see it :P
strangersdk 0
the kids will love you.