Anonymous
United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Branman2480
United States
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Comments (204)
Dustin_Pedobear 9
Well shit, if you're going to get fired, why not take out someone's grandma in the process, right?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Today I was playing a 18 hole'r with bill today, then some young wiper snapper comes out of nowhere and runs me over with is golf wheel machine. FML
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
His*
rubberduckie94 13
I think perhaps an eye exam is in order.
Dustin_Pedobear 9
This kinda reminds me of Happy Gilmore.
DocBastard 40
Were you expecting her to dart out of the way like a squirrel? She's 94 years old, for ****'s sake! She's lucky if she can get from the armchair to the toilet in 10 minutes!
ICATiger 13
Run over all the old ladies!! (Rage comic meme)
lizard399 0
And they're right next to each other for ***** sake!
FortuneCookie3 1
your reflexes are as bad as theirs...
modulusoperandy 7
You must be a pretty ignorant driver to run over an old lady with a golf cart! For the golf cart's sake, it's a golf cart! One that is not covered like a car where you can see the surrounding pretty clearly. And not to mention about its speed. YDI.
heraclitus 1
Wel i think u should buy glasses with.ur retirement money
heraclitus 1
Or maybe she is triyin to kill herself for insurrance money but still buy som glasses :p
socialcookie123 0
why are you using soo many big words?