Anonymous
United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Branman2480
United States
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Comments (204)
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
ICATiger 13
Another one bites the dust!
durkagihad 12
Bitch shoulda had life alert
DreBeezy 9
Not every old lady is secretly a ninja you know. Some of them are just normal old people.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
And most can't even remember what they had for breakfast.
Ins_Knie 2
...until the breakfast gets knocked out of them.
Jaxx66 21
#20, you like DeeJeePee that much?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Who?..
ilulife 4
Well, why did you?
silentbutfunny 0
Because elderly women are 150 points
ICATiger 13
I thought that SOPA supporters are 150??
CryMoreFMLs 15
62 - She was both, a combined total of 300!
KiddNYC1O 22
They did what they had to do. You have an interesting year ahead of you pending investigation.
mwrc8man94 1
Is your job to take care of the elderly or drive like them?
HiddenMonkey 8
If it was to drive like them he'd have been going 2 mph in a 10 mph zone.
wolf421 6
Serves you right.
rhysfucker 24
Wow. So you couldn't manage to avoid a slow, old lady? I'd hate to know that you drive a car on public roads...
TheDrifter 24
Did lifeline save her life?
cjrand 7
A - what did you think would happen? get a promotion? B - did you yell "fore!"?
StromyG2 10
How did you manage to do that? Be very ashamed.