Anonymous
United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Branman2480
United States
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Kresaera 2
too bad there is no driving test to drive golf carts, poor old lady.
Mimosa2 1
Poor old lady, did she survive the hit? If she didnt then your ass shouldn't be around anybody else but especially old people!! YDI
loserman67 36
Did you yell "FORE" before hitting her? If so it was her fault.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Grand Theft Golfcart: Shady Springs stories. Dec. 2012.
43trauts 14
WIN
Pelreskovich 11
You're supposed to help them cross the street.. Not put the pedal to the metal and flatten them! ..pursue a demolition derby career?
jdogg0119 4
How can you not see an old lady? O well 200 points for you
hateevryone 15
why did you do that?
twilightluvr101 4
Because he just had a random urge to run over an old lady with a golf cart that's y
tommyfox 19
What's the word I'm looking for.?.?.?. Ohhhhhh, I got it! YDI!!!!!!!!!!!
lizard399 0
This ?.?. Makes no sense!!!!!! YEAHHHH?.!.!!?.!.
j_cat187 20
Nice pick now I ******* hate you
arvale8802 1
Darn old people always getting in the way
Brainspoil 2
I did not know frogger was a new retirement home event. Looks like she lost this time.