Anonymous
United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Branman2480
United States
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Comments (204)
SexyQueen0905 24
Why is this an FML? You're not the one who got run over. And you're complaining, you asswipe?
SgtTrAv 3
Lmao im sorry but this is effin Hilarious. Old lady's probably dead or shes going to be freakin rich after the law suite.
dat_troll 0
Good luck getting your driving liscense if you don't have them.
TomHarrow 5
Stupid asshat. Your driver's licence should be revoked. Especially since a golf cart is the easiest damn thing to drive.
RosenT1990 9
Well what did you expect? A promotion?
EduJav321 24
Maybe she did it one purpose?
msjoyfull84 0
She was just waiting to die anyways.
getsmart123 4
Terminated? Who are you Arnold Schwartzinager?
catkat1988 17
So you ran over an old lady, and this being America, she's going to sue your company and take them for everything they're worth, so of course they fired you. If it had been a reasonable country, she wouldn't have sued, and you're work wouldn't have felt the need to fire you for losing them 100 million dollars.
SlightlyUnstable 6
Of course, given that he didn't kill her by running her over...
diego2k5 6
This made me think of the Mista Mista lady on Happy Gilmore!