Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
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Top comments
tacopandaroo 12
I'm sure that misunderstanding could be cleared up fairly easily. Sorry to hear her dog had to be put down though. That's never easy. :(
Earths_Venus 25
Well, at least now you know who would miss you...
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Comments (95)
BooItsLauren 4
Maybe She's hinting at something O.o
mikaellikestacos 14
roll with it. I've honestly always wanted to do that as a test to see who cares and who didn't. But still I find it strange to put on your wall not her own
zzzombiekitty 8
My dog buddy just died 3 days ago....And I said the exact thing...(we don't have Facebook)
dDailydDosage 8
In her defense, she most likely didn't mean for it to be misinterpreted ... A misunderstanding easily cleared up or you could go along with it... Act like you've come back to life, great prank material
lizzypoo19 8
How is it that your kids don't even know if you are alive or dead
darkfireflame 15
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
mrcook9 5
So.... How does that make your sister an idiot? Your friends are the idiots. Who the hell would think a human death had occurred after that. She didn't even sound all that sad.
aimzskee 30
Sorry op. Perhaps though, your sis wasn't thinking straight. Her dog was out down after all.
PtCaboose 21
Why did she have access to your facebook account?