Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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Comments (319)
durkagihad 12
You should've been like no my boobs are bigger
zachherbert 10
"and I have a freckle on my left butt cheek.
yankfan89 27
*and I braid my pubic hair
hatesfate 6
12 - that's a photoshop fail... Unless you have a really big head that for some reason isn't as tan as the rest of your body
climbthoserocks 6
95- It's definitely not a photoshopped picture, are you dumb?
EvilPotato 15
12 hey your shirt came off. Now do us a favor and take a pic with your shirt on and out of the shower next time. Thanks!
louiseth 9
95 the lighting is illuminating his face more than his body, and the photo is taken from a slightly high angle, which may make his body look smaller. What would he gain from making his head bigger in Photoshop? Is that a trend now?
luckyd880 12
The bobble head look is all the rave now. Replacing the duck face :)
Anai08 17
12-Your picture made me think "Omg, the poor guy, that looks like terrible sunburn!" considering your body has a darker, reddish hue to it compares to your face. But since you chose it as your profile pic, I'm assuming it's a bad tan? Not trying to be mean, just recommending you use a different picture =]
amarchingclock 6
What a creeper. Besides, you know that's not really true OP. You might be identical twin sisters' but it doesn't mean you are/look exactly alike. Brush it off, if he's a creep, eventually your sister will find out. :)
MissAmz 7
That's totally true. My twin sister and I are genetically identical, but we have a truck-load of physical differences.
kitkatkit 4
97 - Same here. Not only are me and my identical twin sister different but I'm married to an identical twin and not at all attracted to his brother.
stargazur 9
My identical twin sister and I look really alike but there are also tons of differences. So really he wouldn't know what she looks like naked for real
jenloveslaughs 6
That's not weird!
NoOneCaresReally 8
You're either crap at sarcasm, or really weird.
samlynnw 2
I don't think it's weird either. I would have laughed and called him clever
Ari1337 15
You know he's not saying that because he saw your sister in the nude. He watches you when you shower, just like Santa, :D.
TheDrifter 24
Better than "I've got the duct tape and the guys are all ready to act out that fantasy of yours."
russfml 31
Tell him then you must know exactly what my hand slapping your face will feel like ;)
inkedav 8
What do you call identical twin sisters when both are ice skating champions?... Ice queen clones... :|
jweezy89 4
worst joke ever.
Dyer18 0
I had a little chuckle
youlikezach 0
Agreed, the worst
jaredofmo 22
Ask him if that's his way of coming onto you, and if so, you're sure your sister will be REALLY interested in hearing this!
grannygruber 6
That's funny! Tell him he may know what you look like, but he'll never know how good you are in bed!
Xquisite1 28
Don't know why I am being thumbed down, not every aspwct of their physical anatomy is identical and the boyfriend is too dumb to realize that!
speshlk37 13
Physically, they can weigh differently and have different hairstyles, but genetically, they are exactly the same.
missalkali 8
because you're stating the obvious and we're not too dumb to realize it. and stop bitching about people voting your comments negatively, it's really stupid and kinda makes you look like an ass.
Plaasmaa 4
Your being thumbed down because you're stupid, every physical aspect of them IS the same because they are identical twins.
Xquisite1 28
**** you bitch
Xquisite1 28
Uh duh...
muzy 23
54# Stfu. Do you know what Stfu means?????
UsernameHere234 13
Actually he is correct just because they have the same DNA does not mean they are going to be identical. They have cloned cats and the resulting one will have different color than the original. Though that is easily contributed to the environment and in this case the surroundings of the sisters will be very similar so differences will be small.
Almighty_Chris97 6
These are all valid arguments, but would the boyfriend have even said that if they weren't pretty damn close to identical in looks.