Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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Comments (319)
Perttu1803 0
That's just creepy...
StrangeDuckling 9
I'd be like, "No,I don't sleep with random creeps (before marriage) like she does, so I still look nice" P.S: Twin are usually a mirror copy of each other, not exact copies. So say one twin has a smaller LEFT breast/nut, then the other twin would have a smaller RIGHT breast/nut. And if course they're not EXACTLY the same. Some differences are bold, while others are subtle, like freckles.
unknown_user5566 27
So you're saying you'd only sleep with random creeps AFTER marriage?
StrangeDuckling 9
Lol I never would have caught that! Niiiice! Lol. No. ^_^
mrtjawesome 14
You should've just said "ya and according to my sister, were not the only ones with D cups" lol get it its a fat joke
grace12898 0
I really hope you are identical cause if not there is a fifty percent chance you are a guy and now you have to think about the fact that he's seen your sister naked.........
grace12898 0
I have now re-read and say with humbleness LET THE DOWNVOTING COMMENCE!!!
myah1109 11
You can't be identical if you're a girl and your twin is a boy. It doesn't work that way.
grace12898 0
I would say "YOU KNEW IT WAS ME!!"
peanut2667 0
Yeah. I just saw this exact same thing on twitter on a joke account. Nice try.
Mauskau 36
Well are you identical in every way? Body build, dress size, bra size, shaven or not? If its only the same face then no he doesn't know unless he has actually seen you :) clever though.
radwanov 14
if i were you OP i would have said:" OMG, she actually slept with you?" and then laughed my ass out while walking away. That would have taught him :P
perdix 31
Bullshit! My sister doesn't have a third nipple and a vestigial dick.
radwanov 14
OMG, i thought my comment was funny but urs is hilarious gd one #99
calvo_07 13
Haha gotta admit that's somewhat funny!