Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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Comments (319)
rosesofash860 8
You should have said: No you don't, my sis is post op trans. I'm still a dude! That would have freaked him out! XP ( No offense to the trans FMLers).
BirdIzDuhWord 0
Tap dat.
melrose90210 10
That's freakin hilarious !
pinkredneck30 2
Sorry but, I lmfao @ that one!
EverBrighter 0
That's actually hilarious xD
jlflynn1978 1
I have an identical twin ... 1st - what a sleezbag!! ... 2nd- obviously goes to show you how smart he is....idiot
rotarbiv 7
That's Awsome. Sounds like something I'd do.
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Time to come up with 1001 ways to screw with his mind! I kinda think your sister would agree and happily join forces with you =)
ahester 3
I've had it happen to me. My identical twins bf said that and that he liked my body instead. Bc I was fatter than her. Awkward since then.
kirklandcn1983 2
That does make sense lol