Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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Comments (319)
MyssMarsh 11
This made me lol instantly
jbb8766 1
Twins are awesome!
kelseyk1997 4
Should have said "well of course we just did it the other night!"
thehazelfrost_fml 7
that.. is... funny.
donkey79 0
Creepy, just creepy. Hopefully it was a joke.
erinchick1 7
Stand there and scream 'I need an adult! I need an adult!'
unknown_user5566 27
At least he thinks you're hot. :)
perdix 31
Not necessarily. He may only think she's a replica of what he had to settle for. Not all guys get hot girls -- many have to accept ugly to avoid solitude. (Typically, these are not beautiful men.)
unknown_user5566 27
Hmm, true. However I don't think he'd go out of his way to make a comment like that if OP isn't attractive. Why bother making a comment to her if he doesn't like the junk in her trunk?
perdix 31
Just to **** with her head. Maybe he thinks he has an advantage over the OP because of the asymmetry in the nudity knowledge. You're a psychologist -- am I onto something?
unknown_user5566 27
Nah, you're giving the boyfriend too much credit. The comment he made implies he may have a lower-level thinking process, and therefore I would not assume he has sharp deduction skills. :)
funnytruth 0
If I were you I whould be scared for life
unknown_user5566 27
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "h"?! ;)
the_true_batman 10
Damn people are stupid who say that they aren't completely identical. It was a joke! He knows they aren't exactly the same, but they are probably close enough that he has a pretty good idea of what she looks like naked, and I think that it was a pretty good joke. It's true enough to creep her out, which makes it funny.
Ajwc101 24
Should have told him "You only wish you knew what I look like naked." that would really confuse him. Unless he is smart and figures out that your not the right twin.
the_true_batman 10
You are one of the dumbest people ever.
l23VIVE 17
Dude fix your tongue or you will be buried! Everyone bury this guy in every comment until his tongue becomes pink!!!