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Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Fooled Wife
Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML
Why
Marlborough, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Top comments
erockinthesuburb 17
Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.
HortonThelephant 15
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.
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Comments (127)
PipingMouse 14
Did he call you from the police office to have you pick him up? Wonder how he explained his stupidity.
AKGirlinSD 20
It was on the 5 o'clock news. (That would even be worse for OP!)
kishorekumar_a 10
*Tring Tring* OP : Hello... Husband : Hello, babe. Can you pick me up from the police station? I was detained. OP : What happened? Why? Husband : Nothing, really. I was just having my p*nis out and was slightly stroking it. OP : What the ****??? In the public? Were you even alone? Husband : Of course not. There was this woman who had no place to sit. So, I sat her down on my lap while doing this. Err... She also had her pants down.
gracehi 33
Hmmmm... Perhaps the only time anyone ever was upset that they didn't get arrested.
DocBastard 40
Tell him he can continue having sex in the park, because that's where he will be living after you kick his cheating ass out.
vanessa09865 23
*snaps fingers in Z formation*
gracehi 33
Oh no he di-int!
HortonThelephant 15
DocBastard, please tell me my imagination has run wild, and that that is a deformed male genitalia in that scan, not a what I presume to be a Coke bottle lodged deep within their (*)....
kishorekumar_a 10
Horton, I was trying hard to forget about image. Thanks for reminding me on what it could mean. Ughhh... *shakes head hard to clear the thoughts*
ulquiorra102 10
With you? XD
HeartOfLead 24
Please consider re-reading the FML out loud, thank you.
Nikkitaria 9
Ask him how he loves the thrill of getting caught.
PipingMouse 14
I hope you take the house, the car, and everything else.
perdix 31
Sadly, he was released for . . . *lowers sunglasses* insufficient evidence.
HeartOfLead 24
Your husband did no seem like someone who is... *lowers glasses* ...headstrong!
BunBunBabe 8
I hope you don't get back together with him and that he is your ex husband now
perdix 31
The good news is that you must be hot. Cops never give tickets to hot girls, no matter how guilty they are.
witchdoctor1 9
I believe you read this fml wrong this time friend.
TurquoiseJesus 15
75- I believe you didn't get the joke.
ileenefudge 29
And I'm guessing he was your one phone call right?
ileenefudge 29
*You* were his one phone call