Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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drakem 7
Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.
billiejoeinabox 7
Pretty sure unconscious sex is rape...
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Comments (100)
myoukei 31
If you consent to it go wild but that's that's really freaking creepy. Does he have a non-con/drugged fantasy fetish or something to ask you something like that?
1two3four5six 23
He pretty much just outright told her that he's into somnophilia
kAPISH 29
Ask him to take penis enlargement pills.
matthew5555555 11
That makes you twice as good fully awake!
tony1891 22
That's kinda creepy.
sweetest_jenn 18
Glad I wasn't the only one to think this is creepy. Who gets turned on by having sex with someone while they're unconscious? Husband or not, this to me is crossing into date rape territory.
tony1891 22
sounds more like necrophilia to me....or borderline anyway. gross
Animekid126 13
Well there are **** categories dedicated to "sleeping"... so a lot of people
cryssycakesx3 23
I guess it's just me, I'd love to wake up with my man giving it to me. no different than waking up to a bj.
cryssycakesx3 23
edit: asking her to take medication is certainly over-the-line creepy and makes it a completely different situation. many apologies.
JustSarah 13
Borderline, really? Do you actually know anything about Borderline?
1two3four5six 23
this isn't necrophilia, or anything close to. necrophilia involves dead bodies. what this guy is into is somnophilia.
feelingold 18
#64 The comment is fine but did you have to make it four times on the thread? Doesn't FML have some sort of filter against this sort of flooding?
cjwayy 22
That's super weird. :/
angelofsaturn 23
That's incredibly creepy and he should be kicked in the balls for that. And before anyone says i'm being too harsh i've been assaulted in my sleep so this shit is disturbing to me.
Lil_Red777 21
I think it's incredibly creepy too. Why would you want to have sex with someone that's drugged that just screams all kinds of negative things...
silverkaast 9
this involves consent. your experience, sad as it is.. irrelevant.
SuperMew 22
That is an asshole thing to say. This would be reason enough to have a long talk about why he wants you to be half-asleep. I used to get really tense and nervous about sex before I had it. Tried pot before having sex and it calmed me the **** down enough to actually enjoy the experience. It took some time for me to feel comfortable with a partner. It could be just that he sucks at communication and wants you to relax. Or he is a creepy asshole and you might want to consider getting a Pool Boy.
1two3four5six 23
Maybe he just likes somnophilia, and isn't into any rape fantasy type stuff.
andyeatsworld 10
Was he the man of dreams at least?
worldclassrager 41
When you (or anyone) is asleep their body is more relaxed...making usually sex more enjoyable for some
XBurytheCastleX 25
Tell him that you want his balls cut off because he is better at sex when he's not able to impregnate you,
gracehi 33
That escalated quickly.
cryssycakesx3 23
lolwut