Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, my wife and I are supposed to be trying for another baby. We've tried once in the last 7 weeks. FML
Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
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Top comments
Sunkistlover718 21
As least she's supportive of you two.
Pleonasm 36
I guess that puts you in an awkward position.
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Comments (99)
AmberAusgeflippt 13
I think a mother in law that likes and accepts you enough to be that open with you should not be an "fml". Rather, it should be: "Today, I tried to oped up to my unappreciative daughter in law and give her advice, just for her to tell the whole world about it and consider it a 'fml' situation"
AmberAusgeflippt 13
I think it would be awesome to have a mother-in-law be that supportive. There are some who would go to the ends of the earth to break up her son and his wife/girlfriend. Sounds like you're an unappreciative prude! She is trying to help, and her advice is most likely very accurate and helpful, SHE DID give you her son and all, she probably knows a thing or two. It would also be very comforting knowing that you have a family member THAT excited for grandchildren. She will obviously be a fantastic and proud grandma!! Yeah, your life is terrible!
lifeinanutshell 7
Well she's done this before... It may be helpful.
worldclassrager 41
Well it might spice things up a bit but no one should tell you how to live your sex life
fairy0spirit 8
i guess she's just trying to be helpful XD