Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Vesi 30
I can already hear the banjos...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.
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Comments (6)
Vesi 30
I can already hear the banjos...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.
FluffythePink 23
Ain't Karma a bitch, mate?
bidet 10
You mother-in-law f***er
tiptoppc 21
You sir, are the literal definition of a Mother ******. I hope your death is painful and torturous by your (rightfully so), soon to be Ex-Wife. May she take you for everything and go no contact with everyone
BurnInDemonFire 39
Simple solution to avoid being caught as a cheater and a deadbeat father - go for a run into oncoming traffic. Wins for everybody.