Kids, Pregnancy and Cheating: Family man

Family man

By Anonymous - 24/08/2026 00:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML

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Vesi 29

Monday 24 August 2026 2:26

I can already hear the banjos...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 24 August 2026 4:56

Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.

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Vesi 29

Monday 24 August 2026 2:26

I can already hear the banjos...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 24 August 2026 4:56

Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.

FluffythePink 23

Monday 24 August 2026 7:03

Ain't Karma a bitch, mate?

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