Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML
Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML
Today, I found out that my husband booked one-way tickets for our family to another country, without any return flights or even a place to stay, or money to navigate anything. We're living with my income, and I’m not sure if I want a divorce or a protective order against him. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I was unable to go on my dream vacation because I thought I'd lost my passport. Feeling incredibly stupid, I had no choice but to watch my plane depart without me. Shortly after, my brother handed me passport, saying that since I wasn't going on my trip, I could use my refund to pay for his cat's surgery. My trip was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
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ACSjr 0
you should just go
Mesocoollike 8
you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.
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RedPillSucks 33
I can find my passport. I'll go to Prague with you and help your frayed relationship. Oh wait. You want to FIX the relationship? My bad.... To bad your husband doesn't want the same.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with RPS. Your husband clearly isn't interested in mending your relationship (not that a holiday was going to accomplish that anyway). Go alone and do some heavy thinking about your marriage. Maybe you'll realise you can manage alone just fine and get the courage to say what it appears you two have been dancing around: it's over.
nikki1118 0
you're right on! hope she realizes!
LetItRise 0
what a tool of a husband you got, relationship sounds dead go on your vaca
HeavyMetalViking 0
Did you ask him to Czech more carefully?
Thanatos1206 0
Haha nice.
PassTheDutch 0
you can still go. screw him and go by yourself. FHL. not yours.
mintcar 10
He doesn't want to go with you OP! A little obvious, no?
diabian 9
the heck with him... go without him and meet a stranger there and ride him like a horse from prague! and take a photo of you sucking his dick, n send it to your idiot husband.
ICaughtFire 4
Classy.
cass85 8
Thats a pretty stupid suggestion considering all it says was "I have as little respect for myself as I do for you. Now please show this to everyone so that EVERYONE can laugh at my idiotic immaturity". Dear God, do you have any grace?
sarsuela 29
You're in UK? Doesn't it mean no passport controls? I'd try and go without a passport. XD
attorco 4
Not necessarily. Not every country in the EU has the same border rules, and if one enters via airport, the controls tend to be stricter. trains are a little more lax, but generally, it is just a good idea to travel wirh a passport....
Exopes 0
23 you're right, OP doesn't need a passport to get from UK to Czech Republic, just some ID with her identity number on it.
laurenasabutton 26
That's completely wrong. if she's flying, she wouldn't get out the country without a passport.
sgtrobswifey 0
Um, sounds like he doesn't want to go. I'd be going without him! Sorry it seems as if your marriage is coming to an end. You probably are better off anyway. Also, I'm pretty sure (at least here in FL) you can get a replacement card pretty quickly. Good luck, and hopefully this is one of those instances where everything happens for a reason!
ProhibitionRose 14
*sigh* you've been married how long? I've been married less that a year and I know that I have to do everything myself. most men are lazy/procrastinators. so it sucks, yes, but you deserve it.
odexy 12
You're 20 and have been married for a year? No wonder your husband doesn't do anything for himself, he's still a child!
lobojojo 1
I'm 18 and getting married to a 21 year old guy
Sprocket 5
He didn't tell her until two days before the trip. If he wanted help, he should have asked earlier. From his attitude, he probably didn't even get his passport.
ProhibitionRose 14
ummm yeah my husband is older than me and is adult enough to be a Marine
lobojojo 1
so what? anyone could be a marine or sign up for the marines or army.
sgtrobswifey 0
107, you're a dumb ass.
ProhibitionRose 14
agree, 107 you are ignorant. pretty sure there's a waiting list to get into the usmc and the day you start doing something that benefits this country besides lurking fml attempting to troll, do us all a favor and not talk about subjects you know nothing about. kthanks.
thiefik 6
I understand that UK isn't in Shengen zone but do you really need passport?
Sprocket 5
You do need one. Experience.
st0815 9
Not necessarily, a national ID card would do. However being in the UK that likely doesn't help him at all, since he probably doesn't have an ID card anyway.