Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML
Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML
Shady dealings
Today, I found out that my husband booked one-way tickets for our family to another country, without any return flights or even a place to stay, or money to navigate anything. We're living with my income, and I’m not sure if I want a divorce or a protective order against him. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Bastards!
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Enjoy yourself, I guess
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I was unable to go on my dream vacation because I thought I'd lost my passport. Feeling incredibly stupid, I had no choice but to watch my plane depart without me. Shortly after, my brother handed me passport, saying that since I wasn't going on my trip, I could use my refund to pay for his cat's surgery. My trip was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
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ACSjr 0
you should just go
Mesocoollike 8
you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.
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twinb76 7
go without him!!
jandee 0
Op go by yourself, relax embrace the beauty of your trip and think if this is how you really want to live for the rest of your life, you already said it aint working out..
Zebidee 9
OK so: 1) Help him find it. 2) If you can't find it, get an emergency passport. 3) If it doesn't work, go without him. It's symbolic of your doomed relationship. 4) Judging by your bitchy attitude to a solvable problem, I can see why your relationship might be sketchy. 5) For all the people saying try to travel without one - you have no clue how this stuff actually works do you?
GaBabayy92 0
id go without him
WoWziKi 2
if u are UK citizens, can't u enter Prague with your IDs instead? I don't think u need a passport but I could be wrong.
SooShee 0
Go without him!
SCrazy_fml 0
Go with out him, Some time to think.
hamstring 0
um.. go without him!
fl0r_armas 0
go Alone
TheRealLori 0
Go anyway.