Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
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Danny_Boy12 13
Atleast he tried....
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?
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Comments (89)
cakefete2 31
There are things that work best in movies. This would be one of them. Another would be sex on the beach. Let's just say there are certain places that sand doesn't belong.
Agtthepw 21
And they're surely not ready yet to make it to Hollywood!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Shoot..I wanted to try that. Thanks for the warning.
LisaDay 14
Sex on a beach? works if you do it on a blanket. or at least a towel under the privates of anyone laying down. itll help with the sand problem. still romantic, not as messy :)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
it's truly the thought that counts right
False_Stupidity 42
Bloody hell! At least he had the right notion and it would have been romantic had he pulled it off right. He gets an A for effort but an E for execution.
shudson186 17
After it's done bleeding OP I would put a small ice cube in your mouth to kind of relieve the pain for a bit. Sorry to hear that you both got hurt, but his intentions were good at heart.
1two3four5six 23
Was it romantic though?
Daylightscar 13
Maybe you should read the title of the FML, it pretty much gives you your answer
GirlGamer12345 22
Isn't a bleeding tongue romantic?
Nordrag 26
To be fair, just because the action failed doesn't mean the thought wasn't romantic to some degree.
baseballbv 17
Now that's romance. Doing something different and injuring yourselves in the process.
russfml 31
Romance movies are to blame! Lol fyl, it's pretty funny though
ThePaperDragon 31
At least you didn't chip a tooth! I hear dentists these days can be quite clumsy and confused!
ethan_unoxx 29
I hope you guys are ok
Wombies 7
Well.. Atleast it's something you'll never forget.