Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
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missalkali 8
in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway
TrueTriage 16
Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos
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Comments (74)
Starfire22 5
I would've laughed too, it's one of those moments where you can't help but watch and see what happens.
firefighterjohn 9
please post the youtube link... thanks! hahaha
SamSkylight 4
Now that your husband knows that you sleep walk in your sleep. Wake up one night faking it and slap him in the face.
Zephyr_fay 0
Tonight i'd sleepwalk beat-his-ass-up. Get into bed and pretend to believe you are drowning in the backyard pool, all while flailing your arms wildly and screaming all-night-long. That'll teach him.
Jessj958 19
While I do recognize the seriousness of the situation, I couldn't help but laugh when she said "he was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me".
TheMysticSilas 0
OMG you're possessed!!!
yeongji 31
If you meant that he did not bother to help you out of the pool after you woke up from falling in, this is definitely a FYL. BUT if you meant that he was amused by your sleepwalking and did not bother waking you up, this is not a FYL. It is dangerous to wake someone up when they are sleepwalking.
tmarty 17
Sounds like something made up. Sleep walkers usually navigate very well, opening doors, avoiding objects, etc. Unlikely a sleepwalker would walk into a pool.
suckmylife669 0
Maybe she wanted to swim?
Ohzakhan 1
Not funny, at all. Your husband should be ashamed of himself. One of my close friends died by sleepwalking into his neighbor's pool. I hope you let your husband know how he put your life in severe danger for a few giggles and a crummy video.