Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ungrateful
United States
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
magicmaster19
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
gotta_respond
Piscataway, United States
Entitlement
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
fmlgrl
Los Angeles, United States
Presumption
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Clerks 3
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
twelfinity
United States
Your silent face
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
LetMeOut
Richmond, United States
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Anonymous
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Sierra Madre
Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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gracehi 33
You are married to a child, OP. Let me guess: he's unemployed, you make all the money, and it's like pulling teeth to get him to do anything around the house, and when you get home from work all he does is bitch at you to make dinner. Yeah, I've been there too. If what I've said sounds like your husband, you should know that he'll never change--he'll always be a child and never your husband. Perhaps it's time you find yourself a real man.
N1GHTS 12
You really should've bought the chocolate bar for him. Congrats, though. You married a man child.
BigJ365 4
I know that feel bro
lexi365 20
Is your husband Peter Griffin? Wait, are you Louis?
olpally 33
Yay! Another family guy reference!! :D
klx125cross 9
Dang
carminecris89 13
That sucks that he would throw a fit over it, but why wouldn't you just let him have it?
Darwin03 1
I think the more important question is, why couldn't he just buy his own chocolate bar?
deemoe 5
Do u mean ur son
roZen91 2
I don't even like chocolate..
Sinkhole 26
That's good to know.
kimg0885 23
But your pic mysteriously has the candy aisle in the back. Hmmm.... I wonder???
mpalmiter4717 8
Really Op? Just buy him the chocolate. He isn't a child, he's your husband. Shame on you for being so controlling!