Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ungrateful
United States
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
magicmaster19
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
gotta_respond
Piscataway, United States
Entitlement
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
fmlgrl
Los Angeles, United States
Presumption
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Clerks 3
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
twelfinity
United States
Your silent face
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
LetMeOut
Richmond, United States
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Anonymous
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Sierra Madre
Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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mpalmiter4717 8
OP, are you Kate Gosselin?
meikola 6
So you laughed at him, right?
grudger 14
Buy the man the damn candy bar
sapphiregirly 11
OP: (in her most denigrating voice) 'I'm sorry sweety, but since you're not asking for the chocolate nicely,I can't give it to you. So next time, you have to remember to be a good boy, and ask politely, okay?' Just treat him like age he's acting, and he'll stop soon enough! (I hope)
hateevryone 15
And he's your husband because?
gkaszub1 3
Why wouldn't you you buy him the chocolate bar? Sounds a bit controlling to me.
iwadasn 33
No, throwing a temper tantrum whenever someone doesn't want to buy you something is controlling.
mpalmiter4717 8
No, refusing your significant other something so simple as a candy bar, or better yet, him even having to ask is controlling.
gracehi 33
Perhaps he doesn't have his own money because he's unemployed, and relies on OP for support, and perhaps she already bought him ample amounts of sweets. Or maybe the husband is severely overweight or can't have candy for some other medical reason, such as diabetes. There are plenty of reasons the husband would have to ask OP for candy and valid reasons for her denying it that don't make her controlling.
iAutumn179 12
He couldn't by his own? He obviously didn't want it that bad.
Nbrandwine 7
There's a child inside all of us.
flyeerpaigee 4
I used to have temper tanrums when I was 7. Tell him to grow up!
Imabau5lol 7
Sounds like something Peter griffin did off of family guy