Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ungrateful
United States
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
magicmaster19
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
gotta_respond
Piscataway, United States
Entitlement
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
fmlgrl
Los Angeles, United States
Presumption
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Clerks 3
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
twelfinity
United States
Your silent face
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
LetMeOut
Richmond, United States
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Anonymous
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Sierra Madre
Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
ambowew 7
Aw, it's his time of the month. The poor dear.
KiiwiiRox 6
Haha if he embarrassed you that way, you should of said "no means no, unless you're not wanting sexy time later" ;)
Arthurie 30
Ah, the classic threat of sexy times...
dlcj18 2
So mean lol jk :)
olpally 33
We usually don't throw temper tantrums over chocolate... We usually bitch about you making us sammiches... I hope you smacked him upside the head for acting like a total idiot.
mollysticks 10
Peter Griffin?
yahoowizard 16
That one crazy guy on Spongebob?
Tiwuz 19
"But that man over there got to have TWO chocolate bars!"
ConBroChilll 9
oh my god. Everyone! I think I have found a full fledged retard! how can tou think Peter Griffin would ever be on a childrens show? He's a sexist, rascist, and supposedly retarded according to the episode Petarded. Sorry I coudn't stand to see that comment go un-argued.
ConBroChilll 9
full* you* dang iphone app cant correct anything!
efrainelboricua 12
Lol give it to him he's prolly cranky due to wanting some sugar ;)
captainburke 5
You sure it was your husband and not your toddler
KiddNYC1O 22
You were informed op has a toddler?
speshlk37 13
No video games for the rest of the month!
LaughinStock 16
Damn, that's pretty harsh don't you think? Maybe for a week, BUT A MONTH!!
Welshite 40
One can never have enough chocolate.
Mekeritrig 15
See this is where the infantilisation of men gets us.
charlton2142 5
You two deserve each other