Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, my wife's friend's husband broke the unwritten "man rule" of not being TOO good of a husband. He turned over a new leaf and started really busting his ass, so his wife bragged on him to my wife, and now she's sulking and refusing sex. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
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Top comments
Etweens96 25
I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.
praahe 10
I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.
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Comments (23)
Etweens96 25
I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.
RockPrincess26 16
I agree. Let's see who laughs now.
Etweens96 25
Amen sista!
zeroramiro2 4
Even better. Hire someone more expensive. It's hard to get a good price when the competition has been scared off.
gatorclay97 28
It is kinda funny
rodfergie 18
His wife probably made him quit, because it was true before.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What an a-hole! A laugh isn't worth the cost of the time and money this hassle has caused.
Glowworm56 27
Yeah, that's not funny. Make your husband finish the rest of that job you paid good money for.
thunderniron 22
How's your husband with a hammer and saw?
mmjab 4
your husband, but his wife saw it??
TellyJ34 10
she hired a contractor & the contractors wife saw the check that said "sexual favors" on it.
praahe 10
I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah I really hope hubby mans up and set this one right, could cause the poor guy all kinds of problems if his wife thinks he is cheating.
James C White II 8
Both funny and tragic. Even worse if there were sexual favors
Pixiewolfe 46
This is a FML for both the contractor and you. How insecure has his wife got to be to make him quit a paid job over a check? I hope your husband sets the record straight!