Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
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Top comments
Thatissarcastic 17
How does one "accidentally" let a hooker into someone's house?
lexiieeex3 32
He was just checking out her pipes, ya know. Typical maintenance stuff.
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Comments (52)
jriley4u 17
He shouldn't be letting anybody in unless it's the person on the lease. Everybody else can wait for the person that is actually on the lease.
jvanevery 19
your husband sounds actually pretty cool and naive he just needs better street skills but morning better Street skills put you in a really bad place
MrZsDad 19
That sounds like the lame excuse you got so he doesn't end up with alimony he can't afford to pay. Sorry, OP.