Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
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wallygolf 3
Should of told him he better last as long as a machine then
Doxy 22
The Fuckinator would make pretty awesome name for a vibrator.
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Comments (232)
flapdoodle 2
Hey there husband, please stop talking in that stupid ******* robot voice. I need you to shut up so I can continue to fantasize that you are my Venezuelan tennis instructor named Eduardo.
vegis 0
Slap him
HaykamNation 8
That's awesome XD and i dont mean what he did... but that im not the only one who has heard that "term" used in bed by their significant other -_____-
dylerz 6
wanna see my EKANS evolve ;]? - pokemon roleplaying
lostlove92 4
wat a turn off lol
Cuselaxer22 0
Haha... Did the "fuckinator" get cockblocked?
madison8895 11
Okay...
2cute4u_18 1
He's a love machine
theevilduchess 12
I feel as though I've heard this before.
ilikepanties 0
Honestly, that's kinda cute.