Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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shift_love 13
well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit
thebestof1984 0
If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!
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Comments (203)
alldara 0
Things don't change just because you get married. Both parties work at a relationship to change it. Why would a ceremony and peice of paper change anything? You're suposed to get married because you love the person and want to spend the rest of your life with them, not hope that getting married will change your relationship or magically fix it.
rezzel 0
thats love
Hockeyboy4280 18
Does he also go on river boat gambling trips? Or maybe make his own beef jerky? Because from what I hear, that's what men do...
Ancates91 0
My husband was doing that before we got married.
sky22_fml 7
Awww! Now that's love right there! :P
chrissi3vintage 0
this is marriage, marriage is hard. I'm sure you would mind changing your tampons with door open too.
Shinygirlnz 1
Why do some ladies think a wedding ring is going to suddenly improve the men they're with?
redmnky21 8
wait... its not ok to shit with the door open? im a girl and i shit with the door open...
LilaBear 2
erm... if you were living together before you got married, why would you expect anything to be different now? Don't act like you're married and then whinge that nothing's different when you do actually get married. He would have reached the going-to-the-toilet-with-the-door-open point anyway.
saltypirate 0
Is it not?