Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper in a family member’s house. I looked around and found baby wipes. I was saved! Unfortunately, they were actually Clorox wipes. The bleach gave me a chemical burn in my ass. FML
Today, while helping my wife clean the bathroom, I stepped in a puddle of neat bleach she'd randomly left by the shower door. I washed it off straight away but now an hour later I have burns on the bottom of my foot and can’t put weight on it. FML
Today, after a particularly nasty shit, I decided to do one extra pass with a diaper wipe. What I didn't realize was that my wife had refilled the normal container with a pack of Clorox wipes by mistake. My asshole has never burned so fiercely in my 30+ years of life as it did in those following moments. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing soak in the tub with my essential oils, when my husband walked in and proceeded to take the most foul-smelling dump ever. The toilet is right next to the bathtub, so my essential oils didn’t stand a chance. Besides that, our house has four other bathrooms. FML
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kikiface 1
fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house
thoughtcrimeno1 0
did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?
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Comments (67)
zsxwrsd 7
Try using a toilet with bleach in it
unpossible 26
They probably *should* share the chores, but the OP used the term 'actually' first; so, I am assuming they don't share them very equitably.
darienlake 0
yeah but now i bet you have a hot ass OHHH BAM!!!!!! :)
oneforme 0
just take a humongous shit in the toilet then turn the water off and go get your husband and tell him the toilet is broken leaving ur huge turd in there for him to see and smell
chadwick110480 0
bet it's the last time he will have to clean the bathrooms. job well done.
Jasmine09 0
wow.... sry to hear that
Sekococo 0
tony the tiger ---> "There Greaaat"
JS000 0
Why use a cleaner that would ever burn you? Toilet seats are cleaner than kitchen sinks. Soap and water for regular jobs and baking soda and vinegar for tough jobs is good enough for people who don't have AIDS.
saywhaaat_01 0
your hubby def. did that on purpose ...
LarRy_PokR_ 0
That's why girls don't trust guys with cleaning